shredding it

you can practice learning sweet licks with him at his mom's house. in the basement. i bet he's got some my chemical romance b-sides he'll share with you, too.

island in the sun

jesus christ. i know you think she's got balls, but, much like her whole life, you're in for a sad, sad, disappointment.

Dykington McMulletface

just sayin...

welcome to the jungle

i bet he'd let you floss yr teeth with his beard.

totes yb

Jada, don't quit your day job.

Bringing sexy back...